Thursday, 10 February 2011

HAPPY BURTHDAY BURT!

Totally Burt would like to wish Mr. Burton Leon Reynolds a memorable 75th Birthday.

On the 11 February 1936 a superstar was born...

To celebrate Totally Burt recommends celebrating Reynolds style to quote from Burt's 1978 Classic Hooper:

Everyone get drunk and be somebody! 

Check back real soon for a Burt Birthday Weekend Special update, meanwhile kick back, break open a beer and commemorate Burt's birthday in style.

"A honest to goodness celebrity....some folks might hate him but I know there's a whole bunch of us that really love him, y'all make welcome the world's biggest show-off   THE BANDIT!"

Wednesday, 9 February 2011

Stroker Ace

BURT'S BACK . . . With car crashin' & party crashin' as the hassled hunk who drives his car upside down & his women round the bend! 

This movie was the downfall of Burt's winning streak at the Box Office as No.1 but will be included in the glory years none the less. Totally Burt appreciates this movie but can clearly see where its faults lie. As this movie was directed by Burtology figure Hal Needham and his co-star was his in real life as well movie love interest  Loni Anderson it simply has to be compared to Smokey and The Bandit. Of course it is nowhere near as great a movie as Smokey but is also not as bad as people (Burt included) make it out to be. In fact, Totally Burt holds a special place in its heart for this Burt classic car chase flick.

Stoker Ace is the story of a NASCAR driver who is at the top of his game and leading champion. He is sponsored by the Chicken Pit and Stroker wants out of his sponsorship deal. The plot also involves his rivalry with NASCAR driver Aubrey James (Parker Stevenson) which makes for a great Burt 'turn and smile' shot near the end of the movie. Jim Nabors is Stroker's wingman buddy and mechanic Lugs Harvey - he tries but alas he is no Jerry Reed or Dom Deluise.

Burt is good in this movie. He is his usual funny, charming, devil-may-care lovable rogue self and this is what makes the movie - that and lots of racing and goofy jokes which are all solid key elements in any film in the Burt car chase genre. It is an enjoyable enough movie and I don't think Hal Needham ever set out to make Citizen Kane or anything like it so you have to take it for what it is. The gag reel outtakes sequence at the end also earns Stroker a spot in the Burt 'Glory Years' and are actually one of the best bits of the movie.

Loni Anderson plays Pembrooke Feeney, PR rep for the Chicken Pit. She is just really dumb in this movie and is there basically there to play hard to get but as we all know Burt will get her in the end. The joke is she is really sexy but is a Sunday school teacher and virgin and a famous scene includes Burt getting her drunk and she passes out and Burt has to decide basically whether he wants to rape her while undressing her. Unlike in Smokey where you see progression into the romance with his leading lady, you also are not sure why she falls for Stroker aside from the fact he happens to be Burt and she is with him in real life. But that doesn't matter because that's not what this movie is about.
Totally Burt will go into more in depth analysis of this Burt guilty pleasure in future updates.


Tuesday, 8 February 2011

THE GOLDEN YEARS

THE GOLDEN YEARS

2010 Burn Notice (TV series) guest appearence
2006-2009 My Name Is Earl (TV series)
2008 A Bunch of Amateurs
2008 Delgo (voice)
2008 Deal
Tommy Vinson
2007 In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale
2006 Broken Bridges
2006 Grilled
2006 Freddie (TV series) guest appearence
2006 End Game
2006 Cloud 9
2006 Forget About It
2005 Duck Dodgers (TV series) voice guest appearance
2005 Legend of Frosty the Snowman (voice)
2005 The Dukes of Hazzard
2005 The Longest Yard
2005 Robot Chicken (TV series) guest appearance
2005 The King of Queens (TV series) guest appearance
2004 Without a Paddle
2003-2004 Ed (TV series) guest appearance
2003 The Librarians
2003 Hard Ground (TV movie)
2002 Miss Lettie and Me (TV movie)
2002 Grand Theft Auto: Vice City (Video Game)
2002 Johnson County War (TV movie)
2002 The Boy from Wolf Mountain

THE LATTER DAY BURT

THE LATTER DAY BURT

2002 The X Files (TV series) guest appearence
2002 Snapshots
2002 Medal of Honor (TV series)
2001 Emeril (TV series) guest appearence
2001 Auf Herz und Nieren
2001 The Hollywood Sign
2001 Hotel
2001 Tempted
2001 History vs. Hollywood (TV series documentary)
2001 Driven
2000 The Last Producer
2000 The Crew
1999 Hard Time: Hostage Hotel (TV movie)
1999 Mystery, Alaska
1999 Stringer
1999 Pups
1999 Hard Time: The Premonition (TV movie)
1999 The Hunter's Moon
1999 Waterproof
1998 Hard Time (TV movie)
1998 Universal Soldier II: Brothers in Arms (TV movie)
1998 Crazy Six
1998 Universal Soldier III: Unfinished Business (TV movie)
1997 King of the Hill (TV series) (voice) guest appearence
1997 Big City Blues
1997 Boogie Nights
1997 Duckman: Private Dick/Family Man (TV series) guest appearence
1997 Bean
1997 Meet Wally Sparks
1996 Raven
1996 The Cherokee Kid (TV movie)
1996 Trigger Happy

THE RENAISSANCE BURT


THE RENAISSANCE BURT

1996 Striptease
1996 The Maddening
1996 Frankenstein and Me
1996 Citizen Ruth
1995 Cybill (TV series) guest appearence
1995 Hope & Gloria (TV series)
1994 The Great Battles of the Civil War (TV mini-series documentary - voice)
1990-1994 Evening Shade (TV series)
1993 The Man from Left Field (TV movie)
1993 Wind in the Wire (TV movie)
1993 Beverly Hills, 90210 (TV series) guest appearence
1993 Cop and ½
1987-1991 Out of This World (TV series - voice)
1989-1990 B.L. Stryker (TV series)
1990 Modern Love

THE EIGHTIES BURT

EIGHTIES BURT
1989 All Dogs Go to Heaven - voice
1989 Breaking In
1989 Physical Evidence
1988 Switching Channels
1987 Rent-a-Cop
1987 Malone
1986 Heat
1985 Stick
1984 City Heat
1984 Cannonball Run II
1983 The Man Who Loved Women
1983 Smokey and the Bandit Part 3

Saturday, 5 February 2011

Smokey and The Bandit

“For the good old American life, for the money, for the glory and for the fun. Mostly For the money.”

Smokey and the Bandit is the ultimate Burt movie and showcases Burt at his best. Smokey heralds the beginning of Burt's 'Glory Years' and marks his ascent into Hollywood legendary superstar status.

Directed by significant Burtology figure and Burt best buddy Hal Needham, Smokey is very much an unsung classic of 1970's American cinema. Totally Burt would go as far as saying that along with Stars Wars (the only movie to gross more money Smokey in the same year) was the foundation for the modern summer blockbuster and of course the heralded the ever popular Burt Reynolds car chase genre's first wide exposure to mainstream cinema.
 
Burt is loveable rogue Bo ‘The Bandit’ Darville who on a bet decides with his truck driver buddy Cletus ‘The Snowman’ (Jerry Reed) and his dog Fred to drive cases of Coors across state lines from Texarkana to Atlanta in  28 hours - "we're gonna do what they say can't be done. We've got a long way to go and a short time to get there" as the iconic Jerry Reed theme song from the movie goes. Once upon a time this was also - and still is? - illegal and classed as bootlegging. In hot pursuit of Burt and his black Trans-Am is Sheriff Buford T Justice (Jackie Gleason) as on his way, as you do, The Bandit picks up runaway bride (Unbeknownst to Burt and she has just left Sheriff Justice’s son Junior (Mike Henry) at the altar) Carrie played by another significant Burtology player and in real life as well as movie love interest Sally Field.

Burt gives Sally the CB handle 'Frog' because she's "always hoppin' around" and she's "kinda cute like a frog" and he "wants to jump" her. There is a romantic interlude from all the driving and truckin' where they take a break to discuss their differences “it depends on what part of the United States you're standin' in as to just how dumb you are” “ Mr Bandit you have lyrical way of cutting through the bullshit.” “And you have a unique way with the English language Miss Frog” and then Bandit take his hat off to do the "One thing and one thing only" he takes it off for.

The plot is basically Sheriff Justice chasing The Bandit and lots of cool car stunts including the famous 'bridge jump scene' but, as any Burt fan or Burtologist knows, symbolically this movie is much more than that. 

For such an endlessly quotable and great movie, there is so much more to say on Smokey and the Totally Burt  blog will be bringing it all back home with much more in depth analysis on this Burt classic in future updates.